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New York Cracks Down on Dangerous Wiffle Ball Games
Another senseless Wiffle Ball tragedy that could have been averted if only these young men had heeded New York's state legislature. The State of New York, in its ongoing quest to make America safe for...
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Burlington Police Foil Terrorist Plot
Here we have the suspect and his deadly assault umbrella. Quick! Everyone call the Burlington Police. Got a bowling ball you think might be a bomb? See a large pipe you think might be a bazooka? Hey,...
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France Mulls Afghan Withdrawal, Afghans Surprised to Learn They’re There
Général de Brigade Paul Bocuse, the most decorated officer in the history of the Brigade de Cuisine With the United States’ announcement of Osama bin Laden’s death (see our exclusive video footage of...
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TSA Officially Denounces Texas and “Fourthers”
“If I ever get my hands on Blogger Bob I'm putting the smackdown on that bitch.”Today the TSA gave an official response to the State of Texas after the Texas House of Representatives passed a bill that...
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Bachmann Manure Overdrive
After her latest miscue Batboy has issued an official denial that he is the lovechld of Bachmann and Anthony Perkins. Michele Bachmann kicked off her presidential campaign by comparing herself to a...
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EXCLUSIVE: Geithner Unveils New Plan to Fix Trade Deficit
America's economic braincrust With the federal government poised to add streaming digital media and lip synching to the list of dangerous felons, along with flower sellers, seafood importers, mortgage...
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TSA Agent Arrested for Putting Passenger’s Junk Down his Pants
"That iPad was asking for it."A TSA agent was arrested today for taking a passenger’s junk and shoving it down his pants. The Broward County Sheriff’s department revealed that the agent, Nelson...
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London’s Burning
Cameron would later remark, "It spared us the effort of having to tear the block down anyway." London, England- Riots in England, sparked by the police shooting of an unarmed man in Tottenham, have...
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Salem’s Lot
The Salem City Council's official Christmas Card. A terminally ill woman in Salem, Oregon found herself under arrest as part of the city’s crackdown on “dangerous and illegal yard sales”. But according...
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Phoenix Police Raid Temple of Sex
My priests never looked like this, I'd be more devout if they had. The Phoenix Police department announced the raiding of a local temple after what acting police chief Joe Yahner described as “an...
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